Dino Melaye reacts to reports that a Monkey stole N70 million

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Senator Dino Melaye has reacted to viral reports about a Monkey that was reported to have stolen N70 million from a Senator’s farm house.

Dino shared a picture of himself and Senator Shehu “strategizing” on how to arrest the monkey that stole the huge sum of money.

He wrote as caption of the above photo: “Sen Shehu and I strategizing on how to arrest theMonkey that stole our money”.

Nigerians have since reacted to the reports of Monkey swallowing the 70 Million. They lamented at the rate in which animals are gradually creeping into the national conversation with regards to funds… as this isn’t the first time an animal will cart away with a huge sum of money.

Recall, a snake was alleged to have swallowed N36 million from Jamb office.

Here are some reactions from Nigerians after reports of the Monkey carting away with N70 million went viral.

@Leke Ade: Since Nigeria is gradually turning into the Animal Kingdom, I’m patiently waiting for tortoise to come out of no where and cunningly collect the money from monkey & snake and then turn all the other animals against each other.

@Anietie: From snake to monkey ‘swallowing’ huge sums of money, they’ve finally turned the once ‘Giant of Africa’ to a steady source of comic relief and fountain of ridicule. Pathetic.

@James Lala: like seriously what do politicians take us for, do they think we are that gullible, first it was rat in Aso rock, then Snake took JAMB money, now monkey taking N70m, when the average Nigerian cant even afford three square meal.

@David Tobi: But this politicians think we are foolish, no wonder we are considered a Zoo country, you cant even say this as fact.

@Nerdi Dami: Na monkey chop money now? Please how can I be deported from this country, I just want to leave!

@Official silke: Snake swallowed 36million naira..Monkey swallowed 70million naira..If you have money in your First Bank account, withdraw everything before the elephant swallows it.

@priye :Alaye: Since Nigeria is gradually turning into the Animal Kingdom, I’m patiently waiting for tortoise to come out of no where and cunningly collect the money from monkey & snake and then turn all the other animals against each other. Nigeria is a mess.

Melaye.

@Enang: God please, when it’s time for you to transform me into animals that SWALLOW or even take our Nigerian money (python & monkey so far); in your infinite mercy, change me into a real big lion or tiger .I promise to take enough to cover my 7th generation.amen.

@Sir Derrick: monkey swallow money again? am using first bank account and there logo is elephant, my chest is doing me somehow.

@Incredible Myno: Now that snake has swallowed our money, monkey has also ran away with our money. I advice you people to sell this country and share the money before lion will come and swallow CBN.

@Dandiko: Oh, I love this country someday our kids will wake up to news headlines like this; BREAKING NEWS; “EFCC uncovers 30bn in an apartment in Ogba Zoo, Monkey claims money belongs to Snake. Efforts to reach snake have been abortive as Rodents chase Search party out of zoo.”

@Sunmi: “Monkey swallows N70 Million of Northern senators forum money” . Nigerian politicians, una bad.

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